Important Health & Safety Information!
Watch out for bugs when you're out and about!
Attention! This is a public service announcement from the Blood Gnat Exterminators. According to Exterminator Heartbreak’s recent report, Blood Gnats, a parasitic species of insect native to the northern Stormalong region, have been spotted in the area of the suburbs around Peach Creek and Candy Cove.
On top of that, our on-site scientist Doctor Estrangelove is currently working with a new patient, conducting research into the new field of blood gnat immunity. The subject in question is Johnny Bravo, who seems to be completely impervious to the blood sucking abilities of the insects. When you consider that on top of all of this, there’s also a large blue whale that has surfaced just off the coast, it’s no wonder we’ve got our hands full!
That’s why we’re looking for a few junior exterminators to help us clean up this mess. If you’re interested, speak with Exterminator Heartbreak on the southern shores of Candy Cove, down the river from Peach Creek Commons. In exchange for their efforts, junior exterminators will be rewarded with large sums of taros, fusion matter, and even a few exclusive items. Apply now!
Remember: If you or someone you know has heart-shaped objects floating above their heads, they are NOT in love, but instead playing host to a colony of blood gnats. Stay safe out there!
For a full rundown on the situation, we’d like to refer you to the FusionFall Retro patch notes.