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Easter!

Easter!

The Easter EGGER has arrived with tons of fun, exclusive goodies!

 


Springtime is in the air, and with April comes fools and tricks. To note the occasion, all of the holosuits have turned to Jester outfits. Just as well, an Easter EGGER has wandered into Peach Creek Commons! The Easter EGGER sells two holiday-exclusive vehicles, alongside the Easter EGGs. These EGGs contain a bunch of really neat themed items, and several new exclusive items. Be careful of the Rotten Eggs though. Seriously, they smell really bad and they just clog your inventory!

For a full rundown on everything that’s new, check out the patch notes.

 

Whale Boy, Ahoy!

Whale Boy, Ahoy!

Come with me, we'll go and see, eight brand new missions! (Plus a bunch of other stuff!)

 


Ahoy! Flapjack needs your help, me hearties! Flapjack’s good friend, Bubbie, has come down with a serious case of the tummy troubles! A special aquatic operations division of the Kids Next Door, the SKWID Squad, has taken Bubbie into their care. (Did we mention that she’s a whale?) They’ve sent Flapjack into the wilds with a list of items he needs to obtain, and he could use some help! Be on the lookout, though, as Stickybeard is convinced something is amiss!

Did we mention there’s also brand new modes of transportation? Seek out Woosh, the alpha whale, for quick and easy travel between the coastal areas of the FusionFall world. Note that you must register at a Woosh location to use it, much like the SCAMPER system. Speaking of SCAMPERS, the route traveling between Forsaken Valley and Monkey Foothills has been retired. In its place, you can find the Kumari Serpent!

We’ve also heard reports of a new boss monster somewhere in the past zone! It’s mighty dangerous, but it drops some awesome nautical-themed rewards! There’s three brand new sets and five additional accessories worth of booty for you to collect.

For a full rundown on everything that’s new, check out the patch notes.

Safety Advisory!

Important Health & Safety Information!

Watch out for bugs when you're out and about!

 


Attention! This is a public service announcement from the Blood Gnat Exterminators. According to Exterminator Heartbreak’s recent report, Blood Gnats, a parasitic species of insect native to the northern Stormalong region, have been spotted in the area of the suburbs around Peach Creek and Candy Cove.

On top of that, our on-site scientist Doctor Estrangelove is currently working with a new patient, conducting research into the new field of blood gnat immunity. The subject in question is Johnny Bravo, who seems to be completely impervious to the blood sucking abilities of the insects. When you consider that on top of all of this, there’s also a large blue whale that has surfaced just off the coast, it’s no wonder we’ve got our hands full!

That’s why we’re looking for a few junior exterminators to help us clean up this mess. If you’re interested, speak with Exterminator Heartbreak on the southern shores of Candy Cove, down the river from Peach Creek Commons. In exchange for their efforts, junior exterminators will be rewarded with large sums of taros, fusion matter, and even a few exclusive items. Apply now!

Remember: If you or someone you know has heart-shaped objects floating above their heads, they are NOT in love, but instead playing host to a colony of blood gnats. Stay safe out there!

For a full rundown on the situation, we’d like to refer you to the FusionFall Retro patch notes.